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Friday, 23 March 2012

FEDERAL UNIVERSITY LAFIA, TURNS OUT ADMISSION LIST

The Federal University of Technology, Lafia, has officially published her 2011/2012 admission list after much delay.

All students who went through various interview test at the Institution are hereby required to visit the jamb official portal to check their admission status.

We wish you all their best.

Thursday, 22 March 2012

JAMB UTME INSTRUCTIONS

The following guidelines have been required of this years UTME candidates. Please, do adhere to it strictly to avoid any pre and post UTME complications;

• Use HB pencil throughout(always a general rule, use the pencil given to you by the board)
• Remove the perforated section of your OMR sheet(the portion with holes)
• Avoid using your pencil on the black boxes(very important according to JAMB)
• Shade and write your Correct subjects precisely
• Avoid pencil marks joining two shaded boxes together
• Shade should not be round, but should connect the two bracket together.


VNTI ADDITION
• Beware and abstain from all forms of Examination malpractice
• Say your prayers before and after the Examination
• Check yourselves for any kind of Implicating material before entering the hall.

Write your exams without fear,
Success is your portion.

BREAKING!!!!! 2012/2013 JAMB UTME RESULTS OUT- A TIME OF PROPHETIC DECLARATION.

The 2011/2012 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination(UTME) results have been released, barely two days before it was written. The results released saw a major improvement from last years examination results.

According to the breakdown as announced by the registrar of the JOINT admission and matriculation board(JAMB), out of the 1.5million candidates who sat for the examination, a total of 3,476 people scored 300 and above with the highest score of 367 by (first person to comment on this) who applied to study (your course) at (your Institution).

He regretted the fact that a massive 850,000 students scored below 200 in the exercise. 620,000 candidates scored 200 and above with 30,000 results witheld for examination malpractice.
The board analyzed below, the reason for the success;

• The secret of success in examinations is THE POWER OF SELF-CONFIDENCE, and the FAILURE begins when you trade your self confidence for tricks and second fiddle otherwise known as EXPO.

• To make 300 and above is quite easy and certain as that you would wake up tomorrow, all required is for you to SAY NO TO EXAMINATION MALPRACTICE AND do your best by answering what you know. The worst that can happen is that, you would never score below 200. I can guatantee you that.

• Take the ASSESSMENT TEST BY THE RIGHT COLUMN AND SCORE ABOVE 60% and its a guarantee.

• Make sure you recite the LORDS PRAYER,(christian and muslim version) before and after the examination to commit everything to God.

• Do not trade your SELF CONFIDENCE AND GIFT for EXPOS even at the hall, because they would gail you.

• Share this with your friends and all UTMR candidates for a blessing awaits all who does the will of JAMB.

• Finally, return to this post after the Exam and tell me that it is well with joy.

JAMB has been conquered and YOU ARE ALL ADMITTED in jesus name.(First 100 people to reply amen would make 280 and above as long as you have faith in your study)

OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY(OAU) MATRICULATION ANNOUNCEMENT

The Obafemi Awolowo, University(OAU) ile-ife having announced the details of her 2011/2012 matriculation/induction ceremony, calls on the public to enjoin them as they celebrate this years event.

The matriculation ceremony will take place on the 29th of March 2012, at the Institutions biggest theatre, the 5,000 seater Amphi Theatre of Olofin Oduduwa hall.

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Wednesday, 21 March 2012

UNIVERSITY OF PORTHARCOURT(UNIPORT) POSTPONES MATRICULATION INDEFINITELY

The University Of Portharcourt(UNIPORT), Rivers state, has announced the postponement of her earlier scheduled matriculation exercise for Unknown reasons.

The new date according to the Institution has not been set but the previous date which happened to be today, the 23rd of March, has been cancelled. The reason for the action has at the time of this publication, not been disclosed. The new date would be announced by the University, soon.

Though the announcement was late in coming, we urge you to share the news with your friends, else you see them wearing matric gowns today.

KANO STATE POLYTECHNIC(KSP) ADMISSION LIST OUT!!!

The kano state polytechnic, have finally released her admission list for the 2011/2012 academic session. The list which has been late on arrival is available for checking on the Main notice board in the school admissions department.

Your success is our priority.

UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA, NSUKKA(UNN) EXAMINATION REPORT

The University of Nigeria, Nsukka(UNN) are currently in the middle of their examination period which commenced last monday, the 19th of March.

The Examination is going to last till April 7th according to reports from the Institution.
We wish you all the best as your soar ever higher in your field of study.

UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS(UNILAG) TO COMMENCE EXAM, MARCH 26TH

The University of Lagos(UNILAG), appear to have put the aftermath of mondays Fire incident behind them as the University announced her time table for the 2011/2012 first semester examination which is set to commence on monday, the 26th of this month.

All details and arrangement can be found on the notice board present in various faculties in the Institution.

We wish you all successful examinations.

FEDERAL UNIVERSITY WUKARI(FUWUKARI) RELEASES 2011/2012 ADMISSION LIST

The Federal University Wukari(FUWUKARI), Taraba state, has finally obliged her students the chance of viewing and confirming their admission as we received reports that her 2011/2012 comprehensive admission list is now available on the Institutions portal after being published on the jamb official portal few weeks ago.

All interested candidates are advised to Visit the University portal now to check their admission status.

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UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS(UNILAG) BURNT

The University Of Lagos(UNILAG), Yesterday recorded a major setback in its recent chain of development as a wild fire razes up a chunk of its science building.

The fire as reported started in the early hours of yesterday and lasted for several as a result of the lateness of the fire fighters especially that of the Institution which were the last to arrive the scene.

Students and Good samaritans did their best to recover some vital items in the burning fire as spectators we waiting endlessly for the lagos state fire service which later made it to the scene and effectively put the fire under control.

Though the cause of the flames were still undiscovered, it is rumored to be as a result of electrical connections sparking up in the early morning of yesterday. Some offices were terribly affected by the fire, as it razed them with nothing vital to recover.

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

AHEAD OF SATURDAY 24TH, UTME EXAMINATIONS, JAMB GUARANTEES SECURITY

The Joint admission and Matriculation board, (JAMB) has calmed fears over the possibility of holding the exams in security threatened states.

Speaking to Newsmen in Abuja earlier today(tuesday), the registrar of Jamb, Professor Dibu Ojerinde guaranteed all participants of their safety in the security threatened states of the north. He said that all security forces including the JTF, SSS, ARMY COMRADES, POLICE TASK FORCE, and other security organizations have been informed and would be present at the location in mass numbers at midnight before the examination day.

He also mentioned that more improve biometric scanners would be employed to improve the efficiency of the verification process and ensure that only registered candidates sit for the examination.

Professor Ojerinde ask all examiners and Invigilators to devoid from any practice of acts that might lead to examination malpractice while advising the candidates not to come with mobile phones, electronic or Writing devices as all required materials for the examination would be provided by the board.

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HOW PREPARED ARE YOU TO JAMB THIS YEARS UTME?

This basically is to serve as a reminder that this years UTME comes up in less than 80hrs time, how prepared are you. Use the test links on the right column to check your readiness before you walk into the hall on saturday, do your best and do not be scared for it would be your last.

TIPS TO REMEMBER.
1• If you are not sure of an answer, go over it again and try to get a picture of where you saw it in your book.
2• Use elimination method to axe out unrelated answers.
3• Find a relationship between your questions and the options provided because the relation is always there.
4• For questions involving angles, remember to set your calculators on degree, else you might regret it.
5• Do not receive any answers spread about in the hall, the solver has not even seen the questions.
6• Tackle, theoretical questions first before calculations to save your time.
7• For all nearest and opposite in meaning questions, get the meaning of the questions, the answer is there not in the Underlined word.
8• For all chemistry students, study the method of production of all common gases, that is 5 guaranteed questions, either in words, images or redox equations.
9• Organic chemistry is 10 questions.
10• Physics students, when you are confused about how to solve an equation or you have no idea, rather than shading a random answer, just try, dividing or multiplying the given figures, you would get an answer in the option and trust me, it is the right answer.
For other unwritten tips, add yours using the comment box below and enter your facebook url as your url with your name.

ENJOY YOUR EXAMS.

This is Akpos, taking his UTMR last year, with his answers;

Question; 1)He who fights n runs away?
Akpos: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.
2)A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
4)A stitch in time?
Akpos: dey prevent further tear tear.
5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama born them.
6) One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem
plenty for chicken republic.
8) Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter
car or aeroplane jeje?
10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am
becos na begining of madness be dat.
11) A patient dog?
Akpos: don get disease. Na hunger go kill am.
12) All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.
13) An apple a day?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill u jeje.
14) Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow b dat.
15) A fool at forty?
Akpos: U never see Naija own, ours starts@70.
16) A friend in need?
Akpos: Na parasite b dat.

Laugh it while you can, YOUR EXAM IS KNOCKING BY THE DOOR.

BE PREPARED
YOUR SUCCESS IS GUARANTEED IN JESUS NAME.
Chinedu Da Silva

UNIVERISTY OF LAGOS(UNILAG) APPOINTS NEW DEPUTY VICE CHANCELLOR.(ACADEMIC AND RESEARCH)

The University of Lagos, (UNILAG), has appointed a new D.VC (academic and research) by the University senate council at their meeting held on wednesday, February, 29th, 2012.

The New DVC, professor Babajide Alo, whose appointment took effect from the 2nd of march is an individual with a spectacular awards and Nominations. Professor Babajide, is of the department of chemistry, and has earned much recognitions during his days as a scholar and is still nominated for various awards.

He was a Visiting Assistant Professor of Chemistry
at the Waterloo University(Ontario, Canada)
and Visiting Professor to University of Rhodes(Grahamstown, South Africa). He possess various university teaching experiences which include but not limited to;

• Training in Chemistry of Bio-active Fungal Metabolism (University of Bristol, England,with Professor Jake Macmillan, 1977)
• Postdoctoral Research Fellow, (University of Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, with Professor.V. Snieckus)
• CIDA/NSERC Research Fellowship, (Guelph-Waterloo Centre for Graduate Work-in-Chemistry).
• World health Organization(W.H.O) Postdoctoral Research Fellowship(University of Ibadan, Synthesis of Long-Acting contraceptive Steroids with Professor E.K. Adesogan, April 1979-September, 1979)

He is an active member of several renowned societies in the field of Chemistry which include but not limited to;
• Royal Society of Chemistry, UK, England
• Institute of Public Analysts of Nigeria (FIPAN)
• Chemical Society of Nigeria (FCSN)
• Institute of Chartered Chemists of Nigeria (FICCON)
• Nigerian Academy of Science (FAS)

We believe this is the beginning of a prosperous era for the UNILAG students with a person of his caliber on the driving seat of the Institution.

Monday, 19 March 2012

TAI SOLARIN UNIVERSITY OF EDUCATION(TASUED) CONVOCATION ANNOUNCEMENT

According to the Management of the Tai Solarin University of Education(TASUED), the Institution will hold her convocation ceremony for graduating students on Tuesday, the 27th of March, 2012

You are invited to the programme and also advised to invite your friends and well wishers.

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NNAMDI AZIKIWE UNIVERSITY(UNIZIK) INTRODUCES NEW COURSE (GS208-IGBO)

The Nnamdi Azikiwe University(UNIZIK), awka, has added a new course of study/subject to her endless list of courses following the new directive by the Governor of the state.

The Governor, Mr Peter Obi, has made strict his aim to rebuild the igbo tradition and cultural heritage within the state. He included that, the igbo language must be studied in all institutions across the state. The language is also a compulsory pass subject in the Institutions where it is introduced.

All first year students are hereby required to wait after the exams in order to sit for a compulsory gs 208- Igbo examination which comes up on the 5th of april.

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ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY(ESUT), POSTPONES MATRICULATION CEREMONY

The Enugu state University of Science and technology, as a result of recent changes which was left undisclosed, has decided to annul the pre-fixed date for her matriculation/induction ceremony.

The event would now hold on the 30th of march, a one week extension from the earlier scheduled friday, 23rd, of this month.

Our sources rumours, that the change was effected as a result of the UTME exercise on saturday 24th, as it might have an effect on the event, if it should hold on the 23rd.

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WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MICHAEL CASSIDY

Mark,a poor roadside beggar was very hungry,on seeing Alex,a rich man,alight from a taxi,he ran to Alex begging for alms at least to eat for the day,the man out of pity, handed the balance to him by the taxi driver to mark. In a twinkle of an eye,mark rushed to a nearby resturant to buy some food as Alex made way to his home with another taxi. Few minutes after,a scene was created as mark was being beaten for wanting to use a fake money(counterfeit) to buy food.the guys in the resturant had to beat mark to death for wanting to "cheat" the owner of the resturant by using fake money to buy some food..reading the newspaper the next day,Alex after going through the sad story blamed himself for not checking that money before collecting it from the taxi driver and giving it to the poor innocent mark... In life,your mistakes can lead to the death of an innocent person..


Before you engage in any acts, even the most sincere ones, approach the matter with diligence and involve God in whatever you do for who knows, your act of kindness can lead to your doom....... God forbid.


Composed by Michael Cassidy

LADOKE AKINTOLA(LAUTECH) COMMENCES SALES CHANGE OF COURSE APPLICATION FORMS.

The Ladoke Akintola University of Technology(LAUTECH) has commenced her application for change of degree programmes/course of study.

To do that, you have to obtain a form from your faculty, fill them accurately and submit to the admissions department who would then process the required files.

Application forms are available at various faculties for the sum of N2,500 payable in cash.

AHEAD OF SATURDAYS UTME EXAMINATION; JAMB TO GRANT ALBINOS 2 HOURS AFTER NORMAL TIME.

The registrar of the Joint admission and matriculation board, professor Dibu Ojerinde yesterday announced the following updates ahead of the saturday, march 24th examination.

He revealed that albinos and those with visibility problems will be granted a 2hour addition after the exams would have been over. This he said is to enable the said participants to appear equal with the non-disabled.

JAMB according to professor wants to create a fair ground for all candidates, disabled or not, and this would lead to better results for these candidates.

As a reminder, remember to wash your hands properly before taking your thumbprint scan because dirts would prevent successful verification. Come along with your examination slip, calculator and mathematical set provided for the examination by the board which would be the only allowed stationeries.

Sunday, 18 March 2012

UNIVERSITY OF BENIN(UNIBEN) SEMESTER REVIEW

The University of Benin(UNIBEN), Edo state Nigeria has released the following announcement ahead of the next months event and agendas.

The University would observe her easter break on Friday, the 6th of April 2012. Lectures for the current session would be over on Friday, the 27th of April while the students enter the revision/lecture free week in preparation for their examinations which commences on Monday, the 7th of May 2012.

The above schedule is tentative to changes as per the Faculty affected.

UNIPORT OPEN SALE OF FORMS FOR ADMISSION INTO ONE YEAR CERTIFICATE PROGRAMME

The University of PortHarcourt(UNIPORT), has announced the admission of students into her one year certificate programme for admission into the prestigious institution.

The Admission are open into various programmes in the faculty of Humanities which ranges from fine art, communication studies, religious studies, Theatre arts and Music.
The applicants must obtain a 3 credit and a pass in English to be able to participate in the programmes.

Applications forms are available online for N6,650 from monday, 19th of march to be paid at first, Finbank and ecobank within the University Campus. Sales of forms ends on saturday, the 31st of march.

The Interview test would be conducted on thursday, the 5th of April, 2012.
Visit: www.uniport.edu.ng for more details

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UNIVERSITY OF ILLORIN(UNILORIN) HARMATTAN SEMESTER EXAMINATION TIME TABLE OUT

The University Of Illorin,(UNILORIN) has released her 2011/2012 harmattan semester time table for the CBT exam commencing next month.

The time table was edited in a downloadable document and would need a microsoft reader to view it.
Visit: www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/news/2036-haharmattan-semester-make-up-examination-cbt-time-table to get and download the time table.

We wish you all a success in your exams.

KOREAN SCHOLARSHIP FOR NIGERIANS ET AL

The korean government has introduced a new scholarship for international students to study in the Asian nation through the KDI school of public policy and management in korea.

The KDI is a world renowned Institution in the field of Management located in the Heart of Korea.
All interested students are advised to apply online at www.kdischool.ac.kr and fill the form generated while providing all required documents.

Also, a registration deadline of March 23rd, 2012 applies.

Thanks.

KOGI STATE UNIVERSITY(KSU), ANNOUNCES PRE-DEGREE EXAMS, OFFERS ONE WEEK REDEMPTION TO PRE-DEGREE STUDENTS

The Kogi State University(KSU), Anyigba has unconditionally given a lecture free week to her Pre-degree students as they prepare for their forth coming exams.

According to EmmyK, the break was obliged the students by the University management as a result of the upcoming JAMB UTME examinations on saturday, 24th March. The students are required to study within this time so as to make good grades in the examination.

He also mentioned that the Institution would commence its first semester examination in May.

EMMY
Reporting for KSU

EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY(EKSU) 17TH CONVOCATION CEREMONY ANNOUNCEMENT

The Ekiti state University(EKSU), Ado-Ekiti, has announced the Arrangement and plans for her 17th Convocation and 30th Anniversary celebrations.

According to the details of the announcement, the ceremony will kick off on Friday, the 23rd of match 2012 and ends officially on saturday, the 31st of March 2012.

Major events include open house exhibitions at the University motion ground on Monday, the 26th of march. Commemoration service takes place at the St patrick church, old garage on the preceding sunday. Cultural shows and presentation will be displayed on tuesday, the 27th at the motion ground.

Convocation lecture by the Former Vice Chancellor of the Institution, professor Olufemi Adebisi Bamiro, comes up on wednesday, the 28th of March at the main Audition hall followed up by the Vice Chancellors All Night Award on the same day.

Other events and important informations like commissioning of new buildings, convocation for the award of diplomas which comes up on Friday, the 30th of march can be found at www.eksu.edu.ng/eksu-news/411-17th-convocation-and-30th-anniversary-ceremonies.html

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO YOU ALL

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. Happy mothers day.i L♥√ع<3 ♍Y̲̣̣̣̥ mummy. Α̲̅πϑ ̶̷̩̊͡aτ̅ άßọ̥υt. U̶̲̥̅̊
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